Sign Collection

This is my collection of strange, funny, interesting, and beautiful German & French signs.  Enjoy.

And Here?  Who will pick up Kiki's Turd?

Wattwurm- The Original

This mini-van seems to be an ad for the McCafe down the block.  We noted they left it open- what's to lose?

Too on the nose?

Popular clothing chain.  I wonder if they have any clue what the American connotations might be?

These are everywhere.  I think they are pipe/wiring diagrams?

Background info

umm....Not the End of Nothing?

 (Looked it up- the cross signs with nothing mean 'end of all restrictions'.  The orange glow tape means a temporary nix on that particular sign due to road work, etc. So this sign actually reads "because of ongoing temporary conditions, please do not disregard the restrictions that were on signs previous to this one")

We call this the Boob Bumps sign- it means speed bumps ahead.

Apparently there is a choir in that parking lot tree

No cars on this highway?

We saw one of these signs once depicting 6-8 cars careening across the road.

Stop lights sometimes have mini-lights on them. How cute!

 This is actually because the lights are too close to the drivers an thus difficult to see for the first car in the row.

Play and Pause?